Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Reach


You never know who might have touched that bagel before you got here.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

This Explains A Lot


For no particular reason I did a Google search for my birthdate. This article came up. Pretty funny!

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

The Opportunist


Maybe I'm just getting old, but driving around in the Los Angeles area has been making me crazy lately. As soon as another driver sees a tiny opening they have to dart into it whether or not it's actually going to get them to their destination any sooner. Usually it causes whoever they just cut off to slam on their brakes, thereby causing a chain-reaction of sudden braking which, if someone in the line isn't 100% focused, will cause a collision. So, anyway. This is about people like that, and the karmic turd-pie that they are gobbling up.