Wednesday, January 19, 2011

"The Cat is Out of the Bag"

Is the cat out of the bag? Is there a bag? A cat? That doesn't look much like a cat to me... It could be one, though. If I had a cat that looked like that, I might keep it in a bag. No, I like animals too much to do that. Still, it's a pretty weird looking cat.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Monday, January 10, 2011

Everyone's a Critic

This really happened. I saw myself in the mirror, and I recognized myself. And, in my head, I said, "Hey, that's me." And, then, in another part of my head, I said, unbidden, "Or, what's left of me." I thought that was kind of funny, but also, who asked you to say anything???

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Surface Appearances

They appear not only to be separate from one another, but also from you. We know better, though, don't we.

(That period probably ought to be a question mark, but it felt too wimpy that way.)

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

The Fire Within

Try as you may to hide it, your hairstyle and the glint in your eye betrays that which lies beneath-- that engine of good-fortune, that mighty source of heat and light, that which is stoked and nourished from the raw material of the spiritus sanctum in excelsis meow meow. Good on ye, mate.

Monday, January 03, 2011